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PostSubject: DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK   Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:14 pm

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive- aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

T! HINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more grog for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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PostSubject: Re: DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK   Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:04 am

No chilli sauce for me thanks I find it a bit to hot.
I couldn’t possibly tell you that story again.
I’m not really in a position to give advice so I won’t.
They may support our biggest rivals but they are nice people really just like you & I.
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PostSubject: Re: DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK   Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:54 pm

The other player was far better than me and deserved to win.
never mind if the taxi's late.
I wont drive,i might kill someone.
I wont have another charley woods rum cause im playing football in morning.
god your ugly,but i just need to empty my bollocks. affraid
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